LONG LIVE DRIVENBYBOREDOM

I am working on two photo pages.  One will just be party pictures, pretty standard issue photo blog.  The other is going to be my photo portfolio, because currently photosbyigor.com is slacking.  I haven't updated it in ages.  What I am updating more regularly is my Dolphins website, so if you like football you might want to check that out.  It has it's on domain now... www.boredwithlosing.com.  

Um, Gaskets (check out the photo I took of them for the website).  We are almost done with the album.  The next update will probably be about how you can get a hold of it.  It is pretty amazing.  I would say that at least 8 of the 12 tracks will rock the dance out of you.  You probably don't care, you are probably bitter that they take up all my creative energies these days.  I mean, they are really the downfall of this site.  

HST is about to get blasted out of a cannon as per last update.  I am excited. I moved.  I have a new place. It is hot.  It is still in Richmond, VA.  There is a girl I dig on, but we sort of hate each other too.  My friend Jamie's band Greenland is really good. I had a photo show in May, it went really well.  200 people or something. A friend of mine fell through a glass store front window yesterday, I ran out of this party and he was being loaded into an ambulance, his arm was practically in pieces.  It was one of the grossest things I have ever seen. I spelled idols wrong in my last update, it is fixed now.  Sorry. 

Help Wanted.  I have an idea for a screen play, anyone want to write it?  I am also looking for some one to book a Gaskets tour, any help there?  I am also looking for a tattoo artist with in 2 hours of Richmond who will do a few hours of work for a video we are working on.  Also I need a job in Richmond, preferably taking photos, but at this point I'll do anything.  I will also move the fuck out of here if you have a job that will pay me a lot of money. Yeah. So like if you can do any of that stuff... contact me.

I'll probably update again in late November or early December, so hold your breath till then. XOXO. 

I figured that nothing in this world could kill him and it only makes sense that the only thing strong enough to do it was him.  It devastates me that I will never get to meet him, that if his other books get made into movies, he will not have say over them, that I will never get to read something new by him.  However, I am extremely glad that he didn't die of cancer or some bullshit disease.  HST was a legend and he will be forever.  If you haven't read anything by him, take this as an excuse to do so, you won't regret it. RIP.

Now, as far as the web site goes.  DBB is more or less done for now.  That is not to say that I will not update again, but I will not be updating regularly.  I will add more content from time to time, but I would start checking my site maybe once a month or once every few months instead of weekly or daily or whatever.  I love this site and will keep it up for as long as I can afford to do so, however, I am just not interested in doing this site right now. 

As far as other projects, I am still doing a lot of photography and still managing the Gaskets.  I am one semester away from graduating and then I have no idea what I am doing.  I sold one page of my website, the old Icy Hot Stuntaz page, so I have moved it here.  I am single and I have been sick for 2 weeks.  I got a new car, a Blue 2004 GTI.  It is pretty.  I am going to Minnesota and probably Texas for spring break.  This is not very exciting.  I am writing a research paper on Blaxploitation film.  I want Jamie Foxx to win best actor, Clint Eastwood to win best director, and just to make it even, Sideways to win best picture.  I am insulted that Michel Gondry was not nominated for best director and that neither Kill Bill got nominated for best picture.  

Lastly, here is a little bit of content.  I made this movie in this bullshit film class I took.  It sucks, but I shot it on real film so I think its cool.  See you in a month or two.

This is Aug.  And this is my Dolphins site.

Lets see.  Last night I made out with a girl in a broken down pick up truck in an alley.  That ruled.  I am also kinda sick, and my internet access sucks.  I shot like 20 rolls of film in the last week, and I might get some of that stuff up at some point... but I don't know if I really will. Listen to the band Sparks.  They are good.

The Gaskets are going to be playing at the 9:30 Club in DC on the 12th of October with Camper Van Beethoven.  It is DC's most important club and we are excited.

I got a parking ticket the other day when I was getting sushi.  That was not good.  

I clearly do not have a good update for you, so I am going to go.  

Oh yeah, check out the cover shot I did for Chew On This.

The End.

This is Aug.  And this is my Dolphins site.

Lets see.  Last night I made out with a girl in a broken down pick up truck in an alley.  That ruled.  I am also kinda sick, and my internet access sucks.  I shot like 20 rolls of film in the last week, and I might get some of that stuff up at some point... but I don't know if I really will. Listen to the band Sparks.  They are good.

The Gaskets are going to be playing at the 9:30 Club in DC on the 12th of October with Camper Van Beethoven.  It is DC's most important club and we are excited.

I got a parking ticket the other day when I was getting sushi.  That was not good.  

I clearly do not have a good update for you, so I am going to go.  

Oh yeah, check out the cover shot I did for Chew On This.

The End.

Okay.. I gotta go, but I promise a better update Monday or Tuesday... this weekend is going to be nuts...  I'll archive Aug then.

Also, I uploaded some photos that I took in Coney Island.  I think they are pretty decent, so check them out.

Coney Island

Recently, I got some mice.  They are cool.  The brown one is named Werner after Werner Herzog (Fitzcaraldo, Aguirre, Wrath of God).  The black one is named John after John Waters (Pink Flamingos, Hairspray).  The white one is named Penelope after Penelope Spheeris (Decline Of Western Civilization, Wayne's World) and the black and white one is named Miike after Takeshi Miike (Ichi The Killer, Dead Or Alive).  Miike has killed two other female mice.  He chased them around trying to have sex with them, and then they died.  Basically he raped them to death, which is appropriate because he is named after the best horror director in Japan.  Maybe I should have named him after Peckinpah, get it? Probably not. Anyway, here are the pictures: Mice 1 and Mice 2.

Lastly, a friend of an ex-friend started a alt-porn site.  She has yet to give me a password, so I don't know if its any good... but if I ever check it out, I'll let you know.  If you wanna see for yourself... Click Here.

Syrup

Hurricane Back Flip

Welcome To The 90's

Here is June.  Um yeah.  What else.  I have nothing to say at all.  Next update should have some photos from Coney Island.  I am also working on my Photography site, which will be done eventually.    I am working on an anti-Bush website with a number of people, but it may be a month before anyone sees that, if in fact it ever happens.  Hopefully soon something interesting will happen, and I will have something to report.  Until then, stay classy planet earth.  

Richmond Alleys

Porn.  My website has been very lacking in it.  Today you will get the few remaining naked chick fan signs I have left.  If you have boobs, and want to send me more, please do so, and I will post them.  Today's boobs come from a Suicide Girl, a former Suicide Girl and a wannabe Suicide Girl (and two others).  For the record, I have had sex with all the girls pictured except the girl with the giant boobs.  I win.  Fuck you. See them all here. 

Secondly, we have more Dysfunctional Family Circus cartoons.  I stopped doing these years ago because I saw other people doing them and I wanted to do something more original.  However, these have become favorites of my page, so I added some more.  You can see the old ones here.

Also, I had a shit load of pictures of my friends drunk at parties, so like I figured I would upload them, being as my friends enjoy seeing themselves wasted.  These are also the people who I hear from every day telling me my page sucks now.  I mean I get emails about this too, but like I don't really give a fuck about what most of you have to say.  So yeah.  Here are some party pics.

Another thing people used to like about my page was the stupid lip-sync videos I did. That's how I started the page to begin with, and although I thought it would only be funny to me and my associates, it was actually funny to quite a few people.  If you don't know what I am talking about, click here.  Today I bring you the first new movie in 3 years.  I recorded this video the day before I cut all my hair off.  Now I look like this.

Jefferson Starship - We Built This City

Remember my ebay pranks?  It's what made my page slightly infamous.  Today I am selling a Yo! MTV Raps card.  Check that out at once.  You know you want to.  You know you want to bid.  You MUST!  People tell me to update this part of my page all the time and I finally did.  Get excited!

So yeah, also I wanted to plug Arrogancy's Flash Game, Beeku's Big Adventure.  It has been played over 200k times on Newgrounds.  It also features two Gaskets songs, including the demo to Earthquake. We were in the studio yesterday and laid out the tracks for it.  It now features a crucial guitar solo from Mark from Lamb Of God.  Yeah.

Enjoy this update you bastards, I worked hard on it.  Oh yeah, one more thing:  I am going to be in Prague until the 19th, so if you want to reach me email me at igor(at)thegaskets.com.  I will be checking that from Prague.  

PS. Here is May.

Fake Beards & You: A Powerful Team

Also, I am working on a fantastic update that old school fans of my site will enjoy.  You see, I am going to Prague for about two weeks and won't be able to update.  So before I go I am going to try to get up two updates, or just one big one.  So check back soon, because there will be an update with some of my recent photos, and an update like my page has never seen before.  I hope it works out.  

Lastly, the Gaskets go into the studio with David Lowery tomorrow, so yeah, hope that works out too...

Anyway, again, sorry about the lack of updates.  Soon I am going to have a bunch of new photos.  I've done a bunch of work I am really happy with.  Until then... here's April.