Wanna Email Igor?

Something Broken?

Need A Drag Queen?

Okay, the truth is that all the email addresses go to the same mailbox, but its fun to pretend I have a staff.

Wanna Stalk Me On Instant Messenger? drivenbyboredom

Wanna Send Me Money or Request A Free Sticker?

Nate "Igor" Smith
307 Charles Alexander Ct
Alexandria, VA 22301-1500

Wanna Call Me On My Cell Phone?  Too Damn Bad...