On this page you can download all sorts of bad music. Other pages offer quality music... Quality is lame. I offer music that only I find funny. So I win.
Kazoooi! - Kazooi! is a punk rock kazoo band. Kazoo-Core if you will... More of their music can be found on mp3.com. However being as mp3.com are evil Nazis (as opposed to the nice Nazis) they refused to post some of my music. That music can be found here.
Bombshell (Kazooi! Remix) - This song is just ridiculous. It is just me playing kazoo poorly to Operation Ivy's Bombshell. For some odd reason many people actually thought this was funny. (I believe they were laughing AT me)
Hawaii Kazo-0 - I think this song has Bugs Bunny Samples in it... frankly I don't remember what I was thinking when I wrote this... Enjoy...
Oi! White Trash (Dueling Banjos Mix) - This was the sequel to" Oi, Riot, Smash!", Kazooi!'s "hit single". It was banned because it ripped off that banjo thing from Deliverance. MP3.com sucks... You can find the original on www.mp3.com/xigorx
White Chocolate - White Chocolate was the second brain child of Automated Reason and myself. It predates "The Crazy Willy Session" but follows their electronic collaboration called the Monkey Assassins. Originally planned as a rap group featuring Plastic Rap and N8-Bit. However because we are lazy we just sat around and mocked a few different genres (poorly I might add). The truth is Automated Reason just wanted to try out the keyboard he was borrowing.
Britney Spears Sucks - This song is kinda a parody of LFO's song... I don't know what it's called, nor do I care. Some pop artist (Eminem maybe) ripped us off... bastards...
Generic Reggae Song - This is just our attempt to make a reggae song with AR's keyboard. Why? Cause we were bored... why else?
Keyboard Demo - This is pretty much the actual keyboard demo, it might be different, but I am rocking out to Motorhead right now and can't be bothered to find out what it actually is.
Metal As Fuck - I think the title speaks for itself. This song is BRUTAL... okay maybe not brutal... but its kinda funny... maybe...
Mix Down - This is our attempt at a Go Go song... for those of you not from DC, Go Go is essentially... bad.
Sex Sells - Listen to this song!!! Free porn if you do!!! I swear...
Totally Planned Out - This is me doing a HORRIBLE free style, proving how white I am. Oh man, its just sad.
7 - In the tradition of x160rX this is a song named after a number. In this case '7'. It just happened to be the 7th and last song WC made... or is it???? (probably)
x160rX - x160rX is what I did this time last year to keep from boring myself to death. I just made bad techno and such because it gave me something to do. It is just terrible music, but some find it funny and "experimental". I am partial to "Root Beer Mambo" the song where I play a can of root beer. Here are some bonus songs mp3.com wont let you have...
Beck Mixed Bizness (x160rX Remix) - This is the song I worked by far the most on. Unfortunately I suck using Acid and all the sound levels are off, however it took me ages and I am kinda proud of it, so take a listen. I made this for some contest, clearly I did not win.
Backstreet Boys Suck - This was actually my most popular song for a while. I made it to piss BSB fans off on Napster. I titled "Rare Backstreet Boys Song" and then people would download it from me expecting some rarity and they just got me screaming at them. It is horrid. However, because of the title, thousands of people downloaded it and I made like 300 dollars. Then the bastards at mp3.com took it down because it was unfairly popular or something... Download this, put it in your mp3 folder, piss of BSB fans...
Don't forget... for more bad music, check out www.mp3.com/xigorx...
