WARNING:

This page is more than 5 years old.  The opinions expressed in this web page are not necessarily my current opinions.  I have changed considerably  and am not nearly such a conceited asshole.  This page is full of inside jokes, so you probably won't think it's funny.  Also, don't send me any money for any thing on the page, despite me asking for it.  I have none of the stuff I offered.  This is the second web page I ever made and is not any good at all.  Please try to enjoy it.  You will be redirected in 10 seconds.  If not, click to enter.