I uploaded these photos of Michelle to Girls of Driven By Boredom last week and then totally forgot to write up this post and give you guys the pictures too. Well here we are and it’s Monday night and you are finally getting an update. My bad.

So here are some photos of my friend Michelle. I actually met her on Tinder years ago and we hung out once and didn’t really talk again but we were friends on Instagram so when I was working on my book Instaxxx she hit me up and asked me if she could be in it. She’s not a model or anything and I was really looking for more people to be in the book that weren’t professional naked people so I was excited to have her in it. 

One night I hit her up about doing it and she told me she couldn’t because she had to pick her friend up for the airport and I made some dumb joke like “is she hot and does she want to be naked in a book?” and Michelle replied “actually she probably would be down” and later that night I showed up at Michelle’s apartment and we shot a bunch of photos of her and her friend and a few of them ended up in the book. (There are some digital outtakes on Girls of DBB somewhere too.) I think they were the first professional naked photos either of them had ever taken.

After that night Michelle and I stayed in contact and actually became pretty good friends and she told me that after we took photos she became way more open to doing naked photos and had shot with a mutual friend of ours and she wanted to do a proper shoot with me. I was down and we took a bunch of photos of her in her bedroom and now you get to look at them.

I should plug Girls of DBB one more time, because by the time Michelle got out of her underwear it was too dark in her room and so most of the fully nude photos were pretty bad so instead of giving them to you guys I figured I would just put them on Girls of DBB and make the people who want to see those pay for them so that I can afford to eat delivery food every day of my life and never learn to cook.

Yeah, now go look at some damn photos and remind me to take more photos of Michelle ASAP now that I have published these because I think the world needs more photos of her. 

Click here to see the full gallery of NSFW photos of my friend Michelle!

Back in January I was on the floor of the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas and I was looking at this girl trying to figure out how I knew her. She recognized me from the logo on my hat and introduced herself as Whiskey Kitten a cam girl I knew from Twitter. I was excited to meet her because we had talked about taking photos and she asked me if I had some time to shoot and I honestly didn’t but I found some time anyway and met up with her and her friend Goldie Fawn at the AirBNB they had rented. 

We took a ton of photos and there’s pretty much an entire set of them that I published already but we took to many photos that I have this second set which is totally different from the first photos. But before I get any further in this, we need to address the title of the post: Raya Blade & Goldie Fawn.

Who is Raya Blade you ask? Well apparently that’s Whiskey Kitten’s new name. Her name is constantly changing on Instagram too and I can never find her when I am trying to tag her in something. It’s really a branding nightmare and I really don’t know how to deal with any of it, but I promised her I would complain about it in the post so here we are.

Anyway, getting back to the pictures…  after we shot that first set I mentioned above, they asked me if I would take some photos of them out on the balcony that overlooked the city. I don’t usually use lights but it was pretty impossible to get both them and the skyline to show up without a little bit of light on them. They had a small light that they use for camming and that was all I needed. I cranked my ISO and put this little bit of light on them and we were good to go. I even was able to get some pretty cool shots of them in the reflection of the sliding glass door that looked out onto the balcony. It ended up being a really good shoot and I hope I get to shoot both of these girls again.

And as always make sure to sign up for Girls of Driven By Boredom to see these photos in high resolution and a ton of other exclusive content that only exists over there. With the death of media in this country I am running out of clients so I need Girls of DBB to make some more damn money so I can keep doing this shit for a living. Thanks. 

In other news I am going out of town for Labor Day so I will see you guys next week. Have fun with your holiday or whatever. 

Click here to see all the photos of Raya Blade & Whiskey Kitten in Las Vegas.

This is it! The last “lost” gallery! I have now gone through every photo I have taken up through June 2017 which means there are no more surprise galleries lurking out there! This one is of one of my favorite people Dahlia Sky. I met her at a party many years ago and then I finally took some photos of her at AVN with Samantha Bentley and then she ended up on my Christmas card at some point but we had never done a one on one shoot. 

I was out in LA at some point in 2016 and I went over to her apartment. Unfortunately I got there a bit late because LA and the light was pretty much all gone in her place. I had to break out my flash and I honestly hate the way that shit looks these days and so even though Dahlia is super pretty and real awesome I just didn’t really care for the photos so I guess I never posted them and then I just forgot about them and here we are.

I find myself apologizing for my work a lot, and I know I post a TON of photos I think are garbage, but I like making you guys happy and if I know anything about people who look at my work it’s that you guys can’t tell the difference between good photography and bad photography. Don’t take it personally, most people can’t and thanks to that I’ve had a successful career for the last decade. 

Anyway, yeah these photos are not good, BUT, Dahlia is attractive and naked so I know no one is complaining about it but me. Hopefully I will get to take better photos of her one day. Speaking of better photos, there are slightly more explicit photos of Dahlia on Girls of Driven By Boredom so you should go there if you like nudity and mediocre photography. I could use the money. Thanks. Now go look at photos.

Click here to see some lost NSFW photos of Dahlia Sky! 

I have been posting a ton of older sets recently, but today I decided to hit you guys up with my very newest shoot. Jane Wilde grew up in NYC but moved to LA to pursue her adult filmmaking dreams. She was visiting family when she Tweeted about needed a photographer to take photos of her in the city. She wanted do document her return to New York. Our mutual friend Sarah Vandella recommended me and two days later I had met Jane in Tompkins Square Park ready to take some photos.

We just walked all over the place shooting and traveled all the way across the city and spent a few hours taking advantage of NYC’s lax public nudity laws. It was a lot of fun and I shot a bunch of film too including a half of a roll of black and white film that turns out wasn’t loaded correctly because I am an idiot/ the worst thing about Leicas are how annoying they are to load. Still I am sure we got some nice film stuff because we got some nice digital stuff so it only makes sense. I guess I will find out tonight when I get my film back.

As happy as I am about a few of these shots, the best part about the whole shoot was that I get to title this post Wilde In The Streets which is a play on both one of my favorite movies and one of my favorite Circle Jerks songs. I had Wild In The Streets in my head pretty much the entire time we were shooting and guess what? It’s back in my head again. RUNNING RUNNING!

Anyway, my girlfriend is coming to visit tomorrow so I am gonna go get ready for her and I will leave you to these photos. I should probably mention they have been on Girls of Driven By Boredom in high resolution since yesterday and I should also mention that I probably won’t update while my girlfriend is in town because all I want to do is hang out with her in my bed and watch Netflix so you’ve been warned. Okay. Go look at some photos already.

Click here to see all the photos of Jane Wilde in New York City!

Ps. If you are wondering what happened to the bottom half of Jane’s shirt, she spilled ice cream on it and I performed fashion surgery with my mailbox key. 

Many years ago I met Aiden Ashley at a party. We talked about shooting when she came to visit NYC. It didn’t happen because of some drama that honestly had nothing to do with either of us, but it became a whole thing and we sort of avoided each other for a couple years until our mutual friend Samantha Bentley crushed the beef (when they were staying together when I shot these photos) that didn’t really even exist and then we became friends and everything was wonderful. 

So back in 2016 I was in LA and Aiden and I met up at her super spooky and amazing place to shoot some photos. It was night time and she was packing to go on tour the next day so instead of taking nice pretty photos we just fucked around and shot a bunch of random funny shit with a flash. The photos aren’t very good, but it was honestly a ton of fun. We got along really well and it was a blast just bull shitting and taking photos. We probably would have taken a ton more but her adorable dog got sick and she had to take care of the pup and that was the end of that. I hope she doesn’t hate me for forgetting about her photos for two years and we get to shoot again soon!

I discovered these photos and a few other lost sets when I was working on my Best of 2016 update and this is the second to last one to go up. I still have some photos of Dahlia Sky to go up from 2016 and I promise I will get to them eventually. My bad. A lot of this stuff got lost because it was in the same folder with my West Coast Road Trip and I forgot there was LA stuff in there and not just the actual road trip stuff. But hey, at least I know why I lost them instead of those photos of Ava Dalush that I edited and still forgot to post.

These Aiden Ashley photos have been on Girls of Driven By Boredom for like two weeks now and there are some extra explicit shots in there. I also am going to update Girls of DBB with something else before I head to Transylvania. Oh right, I am going to Transylvania for three days to cover an EDM festival for Brooklyn Vegan tomorrow. Yeah, I don’t know what the hell I am doing with my life either but I will be back the 6th which what I assume will be some insane photos. Follow me on Instagram in the meantime. And then go look photos of Aiden.

Click here to see a ton of absurd NSFW photos of Aiden Ashley hanging out in her super creepy home.

I had planned for this year’s Gathering of the Juggalos to be seven posts, but it turns out it’s only going to be six, but at least we got everything up before the weekend. This will be a good place to come back to and check out all my coverage from this year’s Gathering. 

The seventh post I was waiting for an article on Vice about the Bunk Police who are people who go around to festivals and test people’s drugs for them. They sell kits so you can test your own drugs and maybe end up saving your life. Apparently the juggalos actually have really good drugs and almost all the MDMA they tested was real which is very unusual. There was some fake acid and terrifyingly they found some cocaine with Fentanyl in it which is really scary. The article should be out Monday and I will update this page to include the link, but it’s not really about juggalos anyway and the photos I took for it were mostly just photos of them testing drugs so it wasn’t that interesting. I pulled my 10 favorite shots and just threw them in this already massive post, but make sure you check out that article when it comes out because it’s really interesting. Check out the Bunk Police here. 

Anyway, the rest of this gallery is just everything else. It’s just 200+ photos of juggalos that didn’t make sense to put anywhere else. There’s a bunch of crazy shit in here. A lot of nudity and madness and juggalo tattoos and Faygo flying and general chaos. Just tons of stuff to look at. And remember if you wanna see all the nudity from the fest including a bunch of way too NSFW stuff for here you should probably go over to Girls of Driven By Boredom and check the GOTJ 2018 gallery out. It’s a lot. 

I don’t really have much else to say but I hope you guys have enjoyed another year of juggalo madness and hopefully you guys will be excited when my juggalo book finally comes out. I am so ready to start really working on it finally.

Now check out all my coverage from the 2018 Gathering of the Juggalos below:

VICE:
Juggalo Couples Tell Us How They Fell In Love
We Embedded With Vigilante Drug Testers at the Gathering of the Juggalos
Juggalos Tell Us How They’ve Been Affected by the Opioid Crisis

Noisey:
Thank God For Juggalos 

Brooklyn Vegan:
Gathering of the Juggalos 2018: NSFW pics

Kerrang!: 
Gallery: Gathering Of The Juggalos 2018

Driven By Boredom:
The Gathering Of The Juggalos Returns
Music Of The 2018 Gathering Of The Juggalos
Mike Busey At The Gathering Of The Juggalos
Random Events At The 2018 Gathering Of The Juggalos
2018 Juggalette Wet T-Shirt Contest

And finally click here to see the rest of the 2018 Gathering of the Juggalos in Thornville, OH!

Every year the Gathering of the Juggalos has a Faygo wet T-shirt contest and for several years I covered it because nudity and juggalos both bring a lot of traffic to my website and the combination is pure gold. But the contest is a lot of work between trying not to get gear destroyed by Faygo, getting to the Gathering early in the day (the contest is usually one of the first events) and trying to deal with some questionable “media” trying to take photos as well. I just had done it a bunch and I didn’t need to cover it again.

This year however I had to do more daytime stuff because we got their late on the first day and left early on the last day and I wanted to make sure I had enough photos for all my clients. I actually just sort of ran into the contest and it had already started. Mike Busey and his crew were hosting it, but the photos are so wild I felt like it needed it’s own post instead of putting it in the Busey gallery I posted yesterday

The light was rally harsh in places so these photos aren’t particularly good, but they are very not safe for work. In fact some of them were way too NSFW so I had to make them exclusive to Girls of Driven By Boredom. So if you want to see all of the photos sign up for that.

In other news, currently I am writing this whilst working as an extra in the new Troma movie. It’s incredibly boring for no pay but being in a Troma movie is a long time bucket list and I get to update my website while they are shooting scenes that I’m not in. So yeah, go look at photos, and I will go back to being some sort of rich asshole in a fat suit aka a pillow. 

Click here to see the NSFW photos from the 2018 Juggalette Wet T-Shirt Contest!

This is the 5th year that Mike Busey and his “Busey Beauties” have been at the Gathering of the Juggalos. They seem to be loved by both juggalos and fans of this site. I even went to visit his traveling sideshow of strippers and freaks at their massive compound outside of Orlando. They are a bunch of lunatics (and an Obama impersonator) and they fit right in at the Gathering and I have a bunch of photos that are a solid mix of “sexy” and “horrifying”. You will enjoy it.

This gallery is a mix of a few things. There are the photos I took on their bus with CKY and some of the Beauties just being drunk and fun on a bus and then there are the photos from their set up on the campground where they spent all week giving lap dances to anyone who bought a t-shirt.

There are also pictures from their stage show on Saturday night which at one point involved a “butthole beauty pageant” which is exactly what it sounds like. The judge was Flip Flop the Clown, a notorious weirdo, rapper, and foot fetishist who actually performed anilingus on one of the contestants leaving a perfect clown face make up stain on her which was easily one of the funniest things I have ever seen and when I Tweeted about it the photo went viral (very NSFW!). 

The stage show also featured to men taped dick to dick and have sausages shot out of a cannon at them in order to win tickets to next year’s Gathering (they both won) and a veteran getting a naked lap dance from all the girls (he was the naked one) and a ton of other horrifying things, many of which are too graphic to post on this website.

That being said, if you do want to see all the real graphic stuff, you can go to Girls of Driven By Boredom and pay a couple dollars to see all the shots (and a lot of other exclusive high res content). You can always cancel right after. Just saying.

Lastly, the Buseys also hosted a Faygo wet t-shirt contest which you can see right now on Girls of DBB, but will be up on my website soon (minus the truly graphic moments). 

Okay, that’s all I got for now, but there is a lot of wild stuff in this gallery so you should go look at it or whatever.

Click here to see Mike Busey and the Busey Beauties take over another Gathering of the Juggalos.

Another year down! My photos from 2016 are properly organized and I have already moved on to 2017 although I am only a couple months in. Here is a gallery of a bunch of my favorite images from 2016 that you get to look at if you want. It’s over 200 images so it should last you a while as I travel to Ohio to take a bunch of photos of juggalos like I do every year. I will be back Sunday with far too many juggalo photos, so rejoice.

Meanwhile, let’s see how quickly I can write about an entire year worth of photos so that I can start packing for this trip. 

There are a ton of girl photos in here (even more than normal) because I had started working on my Instaxxx book towards the end of the year. There was also the release of my book Public and a topless bar crawl to promote it. Some of this girl stuff is unpublished even and I have two galleries from 2016 that still haven’t been posted. Coming soon. (One of them is already on Girls of Driven By Boredom!)

Update: I forgot to go through all the photos from my West Coast Road Trip so there’s a ton pics missing. Sorry.

One of the more impactful moments of 2016 was the night that Prince died. Spike Lee went threw a block party in his honor and I made my way to the front right as they played When Doves Cry and everyone was singing a long. It was a really amazing moment and I uploaded a video to my Instagram and somehow Good Morning America found it and bought it which made the day incredibly bittersweet. Just to keep it depressing, visiting Stonewall after the Orlando Pulse Nightclub shooting was incredibly moving for me, and the closing of the bar Jarome’s was another nail in the coffin of downtown NYC nightlife. 

Some events seem to have better photos than others: the Sailor Jerry Fleet Week party, the BBQ Films Ghostbusters party and Fool’s Gold Day Off all have more than their fair share of images in here. One of the weirder things I have covered in my life was the Kid Rock Fish Fry in Nashville (and that’s saying a lot) and even weirder news I got hired to shoot something for Teen Vogue. Oh, and I also shot a halloween party for babies. Seriously. And as always there are a ton of photos from my normal yearly gigs, AVN Awards, SXSW and of course the Gathering of the Juggalos.

Speaking of which, time to go back. See you guys in a few days.

Click here to see a bunch of my favorite photos from 2016.