Now as much as I can’t stand celebrities I like to consider myself an expert on celebrity nudity.  Don’t ask me why, I am just sort of obsessed with seeing famous people naked…. or people I know naked.  There is something I just like about looking at someone, and thinking to myself “I’ve seen them naked”.  It is comforting.  Anyway, I have posted on here about Britney Spears naked before.  And this video is so pointless, I am not sure why I am showing it to you.  But, I didn’t shoot last night, so I want to give you a bunch of non-party photo content today.  So skip to the 3 min 25 second part of the clip to see Britney Spears boob again.

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I was going to go to Salt Lake City Saturday night to hang out with my friend Presley, but I was told that the Friends Of Animals Benefit Brunch would be packed full of Celebrities so I stuck around. I had to sleep in the lounge and I had to be locked in so no one would rob the place. One of the other lounges was robbed, so I was stuck inside all night. It also meant I had to wake up at 8AM, which meant I couldn’t stay out or have any fun that night. Then, no celebrities showed up at all. After the brunch two actors and one of the heads of 20th Century Fox showed up, but Carlos Moreno Jr and Hal B. Klein don’t exactly turn heads. Then after that Presley fell asleep and didn’t pick me up. Luckily this girl Miriam saved my ass and drove me to SLC and we met up with some people and had dinner before I had to go to the air port. Anyway, have some really boring photos if you want.

Here are the shots from day two of my Sundance experience.  I actually shot an NYU party this day too, and I hope to put up those photos one day, but I am not sure Tisch wants their photos on my site.  Anyway, this day had the biggest star of the weekend in Danny Glover.  My photos seemed a bit dark this whole day and my photo of him holding a purse, while hilarious is unfortunately under exposed.  David Blue from Ugly Betty was there, as was Shar Jackson and her kids.  Deidre Hall from Days Of Our Lives was staying in the same suite as I was and on my way back from the NYU shoot we had to squeeze into a shuttle bus.  The bus fit 11 and we fit 15 people inside.  She had her assistant sitting on her lap.  When the ride was over she made everyone stand in front of the shuttle and pose for a photo.  She was pretty amazing.  But she did take the bed I was sleeping in so I had to sleep on a cot in the lounge.  But since it could only be locked from the outside I had to be locked in which meant not getting up during the night to pee.  Luckily that didn’t come up.  Anyway, check out the photos.

So I sort of explained this gifting lounge thing.  Celebs come in, and they talk to people about their products, then if they are famous enough, they get free products.  And then they hold up their product and I take pictures.  Our lounge was off the main street so we didn’t get anyone too exciting, but they were all surprisingly nice and listened to everyones rants.  We had Faune Chambers who is in epic movie and had a film in the festival with Brad Pitt called The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.  We had Cisco Adler and Shwayze who were on tour together.  Shwazye and I have the same watch and we talked about shoes for a while.  Those guys were pretty much the only celebs I met that I figured I would hang out with in real life.  What is funny is that they were at the Cinespace party I shot last week, but they didn’t show up in any of my shots.  Those guys also showed up with Simon Rex, he was that guy who got fired from Mtv for doing gay porn.  Pretty exciting.  Lastly very late in the day a woman named Emily Wagner who is best known for her role as Doris Pickman on ER.  Check all of them out, holding stuff, here.

After the Sideshow house party Bella Vendetta talked me into going to the Venetian for a bit. I had not slept in over 24 hours at this point and I just wanted to sleep. I kept trying to leave but I kept running into people I knew. If you include Pauly Shore and Evan Sienfield who I don’t know, but know of, I ran into probably over a dozen people I knew there. Bronques was there and like 10 other New Yorkers. Way random, way fun. I heard Larry Flynt was there but I missed the shot. My legs were no match for his speedy wheelchair. Anyway, it was a bunch of fun and I took pictures until one of the security guards yelled at me for it. I think he was just annoyed because I was trying to take photos of some prostitutes. Good times. Check here for casino madness.

Evidently Marcia Cross from Desperate Housewives accidentally threw out some naked photos of her taken by her husband. They are very… um… natural. They hit the web today but the page that Perez and others linked to went down almost immediately. Thankfully, I am completely relentless when it comes too looking at celebrities naked, and even though I have never seen Desperate Housewives and I have no idea who Marcia Cross is, I had to see her naked. Now you can see Marcia Cross nude too… at least until I get a cease and desist letter.

Speaking of Friday Night Lights, one of the girls from that show is naked on the internets today.  I know I said I was only going to put the pictures from last night up and nothing else, but I was waiting for files to upload and I found theses photos, and since I had just mentioned Friday Night Lights in my last post I decided to post these naked pictures of Adrianne Palicki aka Tyra.  Click here to see more, or click the photo below to see it uncensored.

I have known Nick for a very long time. When we lived in VA I used to hate him because he would always hit on my girlfriend in front of me. Once I broke up with her we became pretty good friends and now that we both moved to NYC and are blowing shit up here it is nice to have someone I have known since back in the day. His partner in crime Krames just moved to the city too and I expect big things from Cobra Kai in the future. They put on the best parties in VA and I am sure that will continue up here. Case in point: Last night.

Last night, with the help of Taste, they brought you some of the finest DJs around including Dances With White Girls and DJ Bloodbath. On top of that Tracy Jordan… I mean Tracy Morgan from 30 Rock was haning with his wife. Evidently they are Taste Wednesdays regulars. They seemed very cool and posed for a ton of photos even though the one I took of them making out was unreasonably out of focus. The truth is I did not shoot well last night. Honestly it was probably the worst night I have had of shooting in a month, luckily the shots of Tracy came out well and made it a good night of shooting anyway. Anyway, click here to see more photos of Tracy Morgan and Nick The Duke.

Never in my adult life have I been so happy to see a blurry side boob/nipple. I might have been a bit more excited if I saw this around the time that Beetlejuice came out and I had the biggest crush on her ever. Coincidently that might have been the last time I was so excited to see a nipple: 1988… Actually it was in 1989 when my friend Marshall Heart and I biked about 3 miles to this guy Sean Ward’s house where he had burried one of his dad’s Playboys from 1979 under a bush in the back yard. The pages were all fucked up and they smelled like mold. My grandmother was baby sitting me at the time and when my parents found out we had gone missing they were completely freaked out and eventually tracked us down to this park where we quickly ripped out some pages and hid them in our shoes. I treasured those pages for years after although I did feel some guilt and told my dad that I had seen a Playboy that day. That begun a long storied history between me and porn, although it wasn’t until 1999 that I got in on the pornography game personally. 200 naked girls later, you get this site. Welcome.

Anyway, click the photo to see the uncensored version of Winona Ryder nude in Sex And Death 101 and click here to watch the clip.