Here are the photos I took last week at High Voltage of what has yet to be confirmed Clay Aiken.  I spent about 20 min googling photos of Clay trying to figure it out and I came to the conclusion that it was in fact him, but I really don’t know for sure.  Can anyone give us a positive yes or no?  I mean… do you know this dude?  Do you know Clay Aiken?  Does anyone care?  Anyway, High Voltage is tonight.  You should go to it and stalk whatever celeb is going to be there, but first come to R Bar on Bowery and Rivington and support the worlds famous Gaskets with me.  They go on right at 9PM and I will buy you a pony if you show up.  Here are the photos. Click each picture of Clay to download a free Gaskets song!

Are you fucking kidding me? I don’t even think I should post this. Brittney Spears is just gross. This has happened like ten times. Just put on some fucking underwear. I think I prefer celebrity nip slips over this mess. You can almost see the tampon string hanging out. Okay, maybe not, but vomit. If I didn’t feel I owed it to you to post every bit of celebrity nudity I could find I wouldn’t even consider posting this. Anyway, click the photo for NSFW image and click here for more.

I still don’t know who she is but Sienna Miller getting completely nude seems to be getting some attention.  I feel a certain responsibility to bring you all the naked celebrities I can find, so you know… enjoy.  I guess.  Click the photo to remove the NSFW boxes and click here to see more naked photos.

In a merger of two of the biggest names in celebrity sex tapes, Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon tied the knot today bringing together star power never seen before in a sex tape. “Our tapes together have grossed millions of dollars in internet sales alone.” Anderson stated from her magic show in Las Vegas, “Just imagine how much our tape together will make?” Industry insiders are not as sure. Celebrity Sex tape critic Miles O’Keefe stated “The draw of Salomon’s sex tape was mostly Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson is just… um (sic)… pretty fucking gross now.” He then continued to say that their idea to release their first sex tape theatrically might just backfire. “I’m just not sure that night shot is going to look as sexy on the big screen as it does on the pixilated small screen.” Salomon was more enthusiastic. “If I am going to get Hepatitis C for this it’s gotta be HUGE!” he screamed at an US Weekly reporter. “This is going to be as big as Titanic, except for that I have a bigger dick that Leonardo DiCaprio!” The couple are determined to have the tape stolen and linked to Fox Searchlight for distribution in time for their December divorce.

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It’s not quite the Meg White sex tape… in that this one IS real… but there is actually no sex involved. Still pretty brilliant. I mean, not brilliant in that the video is funny, because it is not, but brilliant in that she (or her handlers) came up with this idea in response to rumors of a Eva Longoria sex tape.

A few weeks ago that dude from Entourage was at High Voltage. Lance Bass was there last week. Who is going to be there tonight?

I didn’t put up these Lance Bass photos up last week because I was trying to sell them, but Page 6 could not identify who was in the photo with him so they didn’t buy them so I am going to post them. Come to High Voltage at 200 Orchard tonight.

Update: For Pink is the New blog visitors… High Voltage is a party every Wednesday night at a bar called 200 Orchard, which is located coincidentally at 200 Orchard. It is fun, you should come. Maybe Lance Bass or Adrian Grenier or Lance Bass will come out. At the very least you can hang out with Nicole Richie’s boyfriend’s brother.

Thanks to Egotastic for once again showing me the boobs of another celebrity I have never heard of! Click her for full on NIPPLE ACTION! Or something like that…  By the way, the real reason I posted this was so I could let you know that Greenland is playing at the Cake Shop around midnight tonight.  You should go, they are amazing and I’ll be there.

This very famous Bollywood family is staying at my hotel.  Evidently the father is one of the most famous people in the world, yet I doubt there are 10 people reading this who know who he is.  The daughter in-law is supposedly one of the most beautiful people on Earth.  You can read more about them here.  They have servants and things and tight security and I was not allowed to bring them breakfast, my manager had to do it.  Barbra Walters is coming to interview them today at 4PM.  Crazy.

In site news, I am going to sleep, but I have some good photos from Ruff and Trash last night for when I wake up.

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Egotastic posted some photos of Claire Danes nipples today.  I had a big crush on her back in the day.  I don’t think I care about her anymore, but like, its good to see her nipple for some reasons.  It makes me feel like x-mas!  Click the picture to get rid of the star.