Gotta be there.

The Gaskets are in Blender Magazine this month. There is like a Verizon Wireless add that relives SXSW at the Blender Bar. The Gaskets played said bar at SXSW, so they were in said add. I am in the photo rocking out to said Gaskets. Click the photo for the whole two page spread. Also, TONIGHT! See The Gaskets LIVE! in NYC! for FREE! For details and how to RSVP click here.

I need to see you guys out.  Don’t fake.  Come see the band I manage.  The Gaskets.  They are mind blowing live.  You will dance your ass off.  Trust in that.   The show is Saturday at the Delancey.  It is free.  You just have to RSVP.  Do so here.  Even if you don’t live in NYC RSVP anyway.  If 900 people RSVP we will make money.  So yeah.  If you live in NYC and know me, you need to be there.  You will have a blast, I swear.

Also, it is not looking good on a flyer for my party, so I will just keep reminding you in text form.  UPDATE: Look! I got a flyer!

TRASH @ Rififi – Friday, aka Tomorrow 11th St Between 1st and 2nd. Tell them you are there for my birthday for free admission (i think). 10pm – 4am. Do it! I will be taking naked pictures in lieu of presents. Also, I have a personal goal of making out with 10 girls in one night, so please, have your teeth brushed and your herpes in check. Thanks.

Please come to this. Hang out with me.  It will be fun.

I am going to be taking pictures at Studio B for the FUN party tomorrow. Lady Sovereign will be there. It should be fun. You can get in for cheap if you RSVP with the Pull Out Method. And you should do that, because those girls are paying me to shoot, and they get more money if you RSVP. And if you RSVP you get to pay less money so everyone wins. Do it.

UPDATE: I am an idiot.  This party is not tonight, its tomorrow the 18th of May.  Sorry, I was very tired when I put this up.

This is the best thing I have ever seen if it is real. And I think it probably is. If you are watching and you think the breaking is mediocre, just wait until his sweet move at the end.

PS. Thanks to Leah from the Pull Out Method for the tip. Email her if you want to get into FUN on Friday at Studio B for a discount. I will be there taking photos, and Lady Sov will be doing a short set.