Look at this and then look two posts down.

I am making a quick run to DC and Richmond, VA over the next few days. I just have three days off work and I figured I would make a quick trip. Because of this I don’t know how much I will be updating. I will get at least one more thing up today. I have three photo galleries and three videos that I have not put up yet, so you will be seeing some of that. Also, hopefully I’ll be taking photos of some Richmonders or something while I am there. If you happen to live in DC or Richmond and want to hang out, call me or email me or something. I need a place to stay. Also, I might be in Baltimore on Thursday or something… who knows. I have no plans, I just want to go somewhere with air conditioning.

Here are 3 things Richmond has that NYC does not:

Day By Day
Five Guys (yet)
Cobra Kai (yet)

It starts today.

I have had a drama-filled weekend and have not yet been to see the Simpsons movie. I will let you know when I do. Until then I finally got the SimpsonizeMe site to work. It took like 5 attempts but I got it. I had to remove the background completely and turn up the contrast. Check me out… click it for the original photo.

PS. I spent the last 2.5 hours at work editing nearly 900 images that will be going up in the next few days. If we keep this slow at work, expect to have another update or two by 11am when I get off. Word.

Hey Hey, Ho Ho, this racist logo has got to go. I know there is a lot of hatred for red heads out there. My (ex?)girlfriend calls them Zoops for some weird reason. They are made fun of on South Park. And the ones with step-parents get beaten often and fiercely. These Ginger’s are finally fighting back. With the help of Improv Everywhere, they took to the streets and protested Wendy’s clearly offensive logo. See for yourself.

Friend, author and pirate-lumberjack, Maddox has a few words to say about the iPhone and not replacing his beloved Nokia.

I have had some crazy roommates in my life, but nothing compares to this guy.  I just read the entire mycrazyroomate.com blog front to back and was pretty amazed.  I still want to know if P every started saying things were “The Slam”.  You will know what I am talking about if you read the blog.  I will be checking the site daily.

Now, for an important update.  I have spent a ton of time working on the new galleries.  They are ready to go up I think.  I have three photo galleries I need to post, but I am holding off until I get everything up and running.  We shall see what happens in a few hours.  I am not going out until late tonight because of this.   I am excited to see if this works, despite running web sites for 9 years, I still don’t really know what I am doing.

I am not hung over at all.  And I am up by 3pm.  Wow.  Vitamin Water is amazing.  Anyway, Jess posted a bunch of photos from my birthday last night.  In every one of the pictures of me I look just completely drunk.  There is this crazy glazed look in my eyes.  Last night was probably the most out of control night I have ever had.  I got a text this AM that said “you were bent last night.  way to walk out of the bathroom with ten chix!”  I think it was just three when she saw me though.  And I think they were cute asian girls, but what do I know.  They were speaking in Thai or something.  Maybe. I could be making that up.  At some point I was making out with someone while someone else was peeing and they were both playing with my um… stuff.  I tried to make out with 10 girls last night, I made out with 22.  Half of that 22 didn’t even know it was my birthday.  Complete strangers.  I brought my point and shoot film camera but it ran out of batteries before the real crazy stuff happened.  Plus I don’t know what is even on it that I could even show it, if I can legally get it developed.  TK took photos, I haven’t even looked at them yet, but they will go up soon.  Tomorrow probably, tonight if I can get my shit together.  We shall see.  I can’t imagine how sick and twisted my life would be if I got drunk every night. Click here to see Jess’ account of the night.

This is my favorite photo of me that has been taken in a while. You can’t actually see what I look like, but I still dig it. Photo courtesy of TK. Who I think is going to shoot my birthday tonight. If he does, I will be posting all of his shots on here. Check out his real photos here.

Actually… while I am at it, Nicky took a good one too.