These are some photos I took the first time I went to Coney Island. It was a few years before I moved to NYC. I went up with two friends, Jamie and Sam, to hang out in the city, I am not sure why. We stayed with this girl, Jenna, who I had a HUGE crush on for years. She went to Jamie’s college and I would always see her when I visited. I was always very awkward around her and by the time we really got to know each other she had a boyfriend. Then she moved to NYC. I figured I would never see her again. And I didn’t until this trip. Jamie and I and her and her roommate all went to Coney Island together. We had a blast. She told me later that she wanted to kiss me on the Cyclone but I rode on it with her roommate Amanda and not her. After Coney Island we went to Lit and danced to oldies. At that time I never danced, but it was so dark in that basement and everything was just really fun, so I danced for hours. We all went back to her house and took Ambien and cuddled on her bed. Jamie and Amanda were cuddling and Jenna and I were cuddling. It was great. Jenna still had a boyfriend, but she didn’t seem to interested him at the moment. Everything was going great untill Jamie fell over all of a sudden. We all started laughing at him until he came up holding his eye, blood streaming down his face. To this day, none of us know what the hell happened to him. We got him under the sink and eventually he stopped bleeding. Somehow we didn’t have to take him to the hospital, but the mood was ruined. I thought my chances with Jenna were shot, but she invited me to sleep in her bed. We kissed a while and then fell asleep in her arms. It was one of the best days of my life. The next morning I woke up and she was already out of bed. Things were very awkward between us. She never really talked to me again. She told her boyfriend and he broke up with her, but they eventually got back together. I have seen her a few times, but it is not the same. Since I have lived in NYC I have called her a few times, but she never returned my call. We have exchanged a few emails, but we have yet to hang out. Oh well. Here are a few pictures I took that day.

Also, I have some new photos of Coney Island I took of my girlfriend and I on the third of July. Unfortunately the cowards at the Wallgreen’s didn’t have my film ready yesterday so I have to pick it up today. I am sure I will get those photos up soon, although they are just snap shots and probably not very good. Yup yup.

For the first time in the history of myspace, I had to change my status to: In A Relationship.  I sort of dated this girl Isabel for 10 months, but we were never official.  I think I broke up with my last real girlfriend in 2001, possibly 2000.  Anyway, today I asked my friend Zoe out.  I had flowers delivered, but only 3 because I am pretty broke.  They still cost more than I can afford.  The last time I bought a girl flowers I tried to hook up with her best friend the same day.  That did not lead to good things.  That being said, I probably won’t even see Zoe’s best friend today.  Anyway, I made Zoe pose for pictures with her flowers cause I don’t really have any photos of her.  So yeah.  Check her out.  Click the picture if you want to see more of the same.

PS.  Do not think for a second that I am going to be any less out of control now that I am spoken for.  Thanks.

Every night I go out someone asks me why I don’t drink. The answer becomes more and more obvious every day. I have had countless people email me asking me to take photos down because of some dumb thing they did when they were drunk or high. I keep meeting people who are completely fucking up their life because they are drunk all the time. I go to these parties every night. Booze and coke are a big part of that. I saw a girl cry because she decided she was going to go to school and stop partying. She was so upset because she was going to quit doing coke. I have friends who can’t afford to go to the movies with me but somehow afford to do line after line; drink after drink. Last night I delt with so much drama, just because someone got way too drunk, and needed drugs way too badly. Now, this is not some anti-drug speech, and I am sorry it is coming off like that. All that shit is fun, and we should all be having fun. But at some point, when every day you are apologising for something you did when drunk, when all the drama in your life involves something someone did when they were fucked up, please, get your shit together. Oh, and stop fucking people for coke, that is really not that attractive. Fuck them because you want them to take pictures of you and put them on the internets. Thanks.

Pics from High Voltage and the Nylon after party at Lit will be up today. I am trying to catch up, sorry things are delayed. I am not going out tonight, so I will catch up a bit tomorrow.

PS. Don’t end up like this:

I didn’t have the correct link to the Sophia Lamarr pictures from the other day.  CLICK HERE for them.  Damn.

Photos from Trash up tomorrow.

There is a chance that there will be no updates today. I have photos from last night, but I woke up too late and now I need to eat. I eat from this little deli near my house every single day. I need someone to take me out to dinner for real food since I cannot afford to eat it. Thanks. I might have photos up in like an hour, but then again, I might not.

Oh… here is a picture of my friend Candice that I took at her work the other night.  I sort of liked it and didn’t have any other place to put it.

This is the last time I mention the debauchery that was my birthday. I mentioned these pictures would be NSFW and they are, unfortunately two of the girls who were naked in these photos, decided to think better of things and won’t let me post them. I took half these photos with my Yashica T4 which died on me. I think I was just too drunk to figure out how to work it. The rest were taken with a shitty digital camera which during the night i cracked the screen. So fuck. Here are some photos.

And as promised some making out stories.

The first girl I kissed was not at my party. I met her on Wednesday and we hit it off. She told me her work had an open bar and I should come and drink before I went out. The only problem was it took me so long to get out there that I missed the open bar and she was busy. She kissed me quickly for my troubles and the count began. I called her the next day to hang out and we sort of got into an argument and I am not sure if she is still talking to me. I hope she does.

The last girl I kissed was so pretty. She told me she was a fan of my site and that I took a really horrible picture of her. I just wanted to stay with her, but I made plans to leave and I was out of control. I gave her my real card, the one with my number on it, not the one I hand to strangers, and I really hope she calls me.

One girl I just saw in line, and I was so drunk I just walked up to her and started hitting on her. I turned to the guy she was with to ask if I could hit on her. She said yes and after I snuck them in the club, we made out.

At some point I made out with a girl and when I was done I asked her her name. She told me that we had met many times and that I had taken her picture before and that we had made out before. I still have no idea who she is. I am out of control.

Then there was the girl I met at Motherfucker. She seems so amazing. It was her birthday too. She doesn’t drink like me and shes really fun anyway. She had a friend who’s name clearly begins with a J but he insisted it begins with a G. I kept telling her that despite me making out with 20+ people that she was the only one that I wanted to see in “real life”. I am not sure if that is true, but I do hope I get to see her again. I think she had fun.

Anyway, that is that, on to the pictures. What a crazy night.

What the fuck happened tonight?  Oh jesus.  It is 530Am and I am drunk for the first time since New Years.  Tonight was out of control.  I think there are photos.  I am not sure.  Fuck.  I want to die.  I will see you soon.  Ahhh…….

This is my favorite photo of me that has been taken in a while. You can’t actually see what I look like, but I still dig it. Photo courtesy of TK. Who I think is going to shoot my birthday tonight. If he does, I will be posting all of his shots on here. Check out his real photos here.

Actually… while I am at it, Nicky took a good one too.

Yo Majesty is so dope. I love these women. Here are some photos I took of them a while ago, here are some I took last night.