Put A Donk On It

So I have been down with the Donk for a minute now, but it seems like everyone from Vice to Ex-Vice is talking shit about Donk and I have got something to say. I like Donk. I am officially coming out as a pro-donk blogger. There aren’t many of us yet, but we will grow in numbers. All the pretentious assholes doing the smack talk are just lying to themselves.

If you haven’t heard about Donk yet, get hip to it. It is Southern Northern (Ed. note: woops!) English dance music where they take other electronic music and throw these bassy donks over top. Then they rap over it. Everyone and their mother is calling these dudes white trash and mocking the music, but frankly I hear much worse shit from a lot of the “top” DJ’s in the NYC dance scene. Frankly on top of the essential hilariousness of this shit, I legitimately like this music. I can’t seem to find a Blackout Crew album online, but like I just keep watching their shit on YouTube over and over again and I feel like we need to bring this to the US right away. There is also a pretty good VBS documentary about all of this which is probably what stirred up all the internet shit talking. You should watch it. This music has helped a lot of poor kids in England stay off the street and try to do productive shit with their lives, even if that shit involves a lot of sex and drugs. Them making music and doing meth is probably better than them just doing meth… right?

Anyway, this video has had four million views so far, so clearly someone likes this music. And while I have probably listened to it 2.5 million times over the last two months, that still leaves 1.5 million views unaccounted for. So, watch this video, it is life changing. And then let’s bring this shit here. Somebody put a fucking donk on it already. I’ll start making the t-shirts.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58[/youtube]

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Jones BIG ASS Truck Rental & Storage

Do you know how big a bus is?

So this went viral a few months ago and some how I completely missed it. If I did, chances are most of you did too. Cause I spend roughly 8 hours asleep, 6 hours partying/taking photos and 10 hours online a day. Then again, I had a job when this came out, so that might have something to do with it. My schedule then was 10 hours working, 4 hours photoing, 4 hours sleeping, and just 6 hours online… So those extra 4 hours add up.

Anyway, it is pretty clear from this site that these amazing videos aren’t actually real, but I so, so badly wish they were. I was about 50/50 when I watched the first one. But these are just too good to be true. Fortunately that means that the actor playing Toby Jones in these videos could go on to glory as the greatest comedian of his time. So, pretend these are real, and have solace in the fact that maybe one day you will get to watch this genius in a theater near you. I would hire him.

Honestly, these videos are life changing. You know how you come back to a song over and over again? Like you get that new single you love so much and you just keep listenin to it 10 times a day? That is how I am with these videos. They are music to my ears. Call Toby today: (708) – 752-3393

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8L7TnWx8As[/youtube]

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Oh Shit.

Something is terribly wrong with the site. I hope this will be fixed ASAP, but if for some reason nothing is working, just know I am on it. I hope.

Here is an adorable little girl talking about adorable cats. Just the type of thing that makes me want to strangle the internets, but also the type of thing that will calm you down while you can’t look at photos of naked girls.

I just wish I had a cute progeny that I could manipulate in order to make viral videos for the Youtubes.

Update: Well, I guess things are fixed. No idea what happened, evidently a WordPress file disappeared. Update coming later tonight. I am pretty much caught up photo wise.

Update Again: Evidently the galleries are still not working.  Why is it that only one person is telling me about this?  If my site explodes in the future, I expect to hear from you guys about it.  Hopefully the site will be working soon.  Don’t expect an update until things are fixed.

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Bale Remixes

These had to be done.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70r-Ca8wcVg[/youtube]

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Glen E. Friedman Talks Punk Rock

I took a photo class in high school because I needed an art credit and my mom used to be a professional photographer so I had access to some equipment. I sucked at it. I never followed any of the directions. We had to shoot like textured patterns and make sure we followed instructions exactly right. I ended up getting a C or something. I think my photo teacher was very surprised to see me the next semester. In photo 2 you had a lot more freedom. I was involved in the punk scene in DC so I just started shooting bands. I was a lot better at shooting bands than I was shooting still life. From photo 2 on I got all A’s in photography. The book that really inspired me was a book called Banned In DC. It was a photo documentary of the DC punk scene from the late 70’s to the early/mid 80’s. I had the book because of my interest in DC punk, but I still look at it now because of the love of photography it inspired. I had my favorite photos in the book, but it wasn’t until I read Henry Rollins’ book Get In The Van that I realized who my favorite photographer was. Every time I saw an image I loved in the book, I looked down and saw the same name: “Glen E. Friedman”. I started buying his books and following his career. He started out shooting the Dogtown skaters when he was a little kid. He then started photographing punk bands in LA. He got the bands into some of the skater mags and helped expand the LA scene nationally. He then was introduced to Russell Simmons of Def Jam Records by the Beastie Boys and started shooting a lot of Def Jam’s stuff. The guy was at the beginning of everything. Aggressive skating, hardcore and hip hop. He was a legend.

Several years ago I decided I wanted an image out of the Banned In DC book. It was so inspirational to me, that I needed to own a piece of it. I emailed the editor, Dischord Records staffer Cynthia Connolly. I told her about how this book had changed my life and how I needed to own part of it. I knew she sells prints of her photo work and I asked her if she could print an image from back in the day for me. She told me she didn’t but that she could give me the email of some of the photographers in the book she still kept in touch with. She gave me a number of emails, but I never even looked past the first name on the list: Glen Friedman. I emailed Glen and spoke with him. He gave me a price for a print that I was really in no position to afford, but at the same time he told me that basically I pick from any image in his books. I briefly considered printing a shot of Black Flag, as they were really the band that introduced me to punk, but really I only had one image in mind. It was Ian MacKaye of Minor Threat jumping into the crowd at the old 930 Club in DC. Anyone who knows DC punk history knows this shot from memory.

Minor Threat was the band that made it easy for me to say no to drugs and alcohol. My friends started drinking when we were about 12 years old. I always felt like kind of a loser for not drinking. I just new that my family had some alcohol problems and that I had a tendency even then to push things too far. I just didn’t want to go down that road. When I found out about straight edge, it really changed my life. I felt like I could hold my head up and belong to something. That same idea of belonging to something is why I got out of straight edge in the end, overly aggressive assholes acting like it was a gang and not a personal choice, but when I was in high school, sXe meant the world to me. I still don’t really drink and I think that is the only reason I can do what I do. If I went out every night and got drunk, I would have done even less with my life than I have now.

So this image represented so many things to me. It was in the book that changed my life, by my favorite photographer, about the DC scene and of the band that started the straight edge movement that kept me on a positive path. This image was my favorite shot not just in Banned In DC, but in all of Glen’s books. This image is what music should be all about. This image is iconic, and I had to own it. This image changed my life.

After some convincing I some how borrowed the money to pay for it from my parents. To this day it is the most valuable thing I own. My computer is pretty close, but I talked to Glen recently and he is selling this photo now for significantly more than I paid for it 7 years ago. Put it this way, just the frame cost me over $300. The trip getting it was almost worth it in itself. I went and picked up the image from Glen in NYC. It was the first time I had been to the city I live now by myself. I remember walking down from the midtown hotel I was staying at into the Lower East Side to get my friend a tattoo at NYC Hardcore Tattoo because it was owned by Jimmy of Murphy’s Law and Vinnie Stigma of Agnostic Front. Just walking around the LES made me realize I had to live in NYC. There were like punk kids everywhere. This was home to me. Maybe it is just me, but it seems like the LES has changed a huge amount in just the short time since I visited back in 2002.

Anyway, after realizing I needed to live in New York, I met with Glen. He hung out at my hotel for two hours just talking to me about the early days of punk and hip hop and introducing me to bands that I never knew about. He is a bit more radically left wing than me, but he was an amazing guy and taught me a lot. At that time I only wanted to be a band photographer and that was all I shot. His first suggestion to me was to buy at 20mm lens. Ironically that 20mm lens was what made me get away from bands and start shooting portraits. I think that the event photography I do now is a pretty good mix of shooting hundreds of portraits a night with some of the same elements of band photography, the environment, the lighting, the movement… Since that day Glen has always been there to answer questions for me and help me with my work. Usually he hates it and is my harshest critic, frankly I have been afraid to show him my event work as I am sure he would think it is total bullshit. (If you have a Google alert for yourself Glen, look around let me know what you think…) But his harshness has helped me a lot and I really appreciate it. I am glad to have one of my inspirations just an email away. I go back to his books a lot and just look at the energy he gets and I am still not sure how the hell he does it, and makes it look so easy.

Punk rock changed my life. Glen’s photos changed my career. The trip to NYC changed my location on the planet. And Glen’s words have changed my work. This photo means everything to me.

With all that said, you may be wondering why the hell I wrote this super sized post. The reason is that one of my favorite websites, Boing Boing did a 4 part interview with Glen and (another favorite artist of mine) Shepard Fairey. They did a show together and Boing Boing talks to them about a lot of things.  They talk about Shepard’s Obama poster, how Shepard and Glen started working together, the history of Dogtown, punk rock and hip hop and about Glen’s Liberty Street protest. Tn the interview posted below Glen talks specifically about the photo I own around the 5 minute mark. This was really exciting for me and I decided to share it with you. You should put the time in and watch it, it is sort of amazing Actually all the videos are all super interesting. You can see the other 3 parts of the interviews here.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpeXYSDt2jM&feature=channel[/youtube]

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Not An Update

Okay. I am back.  Well, not this second, but very soon.  Tomorrow I hope.  Maybe the next day.  Let’s just see how it goes.  I am in Philly.  After non stop work for 2 weeks,  hanging out in DC in Philly as been nice.  I haven’t done anything and I was just hanging out.  I spent last night at my friend Doug’s movie theater/venue getting in the way of people working the concession stand for a goth show or something going on.  There was Vampire candy from Denmark that tasted like blood and madness all around.  I can’t even explain it, but I will say that when I got back to my car, there was a man sleeping in it.

I repeat, when I got to my car, there was a man sleeping in it.  Evidently after I put my computer in the trunk of my car, I forgot to lock it.  There was a severely drunk man in my car.  Not a hobo or anything, just a really drunk dude in his late 20’s.  His back was on the steering wheel and his legs were up in the air on the front seat.  I opened the door and said “Hi there, wanna please get out of my car? Oh, and what are you doing in my car?”  He just looked up and went back to sleep.  So I took a photo of him.  Then I asked him again “Seriously sir, I think it is time you got out of my car.”  I thought it was the best thing ever.  It was so damned funny.  My friend Nicole on the other hand has a spicy Latin temper and did not let him get away so easily.  “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HIS CAR NOW ASSHOLE!” she yelled.  It was pretty amazing.  Without saying a word, the very confused, very inebriated man slowly stumbled out of my car and straight up the street.  After a few minutes we left and passed him a half mile down the road still stumbling down the road.

Today I spent the day watching TV with friends.  It was nice.  I don’t really have friends like that in NYC that I can just hang out and watch TV with.

Anyway, presumably at some point I am going to make my way back to NYC tomorrow.   I might not make it, but I might.  Either way, I will be back in NYC soon and while it will probably take me a few days to get caught up with life, pay bills, pack, get my mail, develop film, organize things etc I will be updating daily with n00dz from my trip.  On top of that I will be shooting a photobooth at Cain on Wednesday and hosting Trash on Friday.  Get ready for magic.  This weekend I might have some big news, but it is still in discussions.  Okay, I took a sleeping pill 20 min ago and I need to crash.  Get ready for party time NYC style ASAP.

Rock and Roll forever; Mother fucker.  Keep the faith. What?

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Facebooks & Holiday Cards

Just two things of site news for you. It’s pretty exciting stuff.

1. I want to introduce you to my new web intern Tristan. She is in a band called Five Star Affair and also plays in Shiragirl. She does a lot of the web promotions for her bands and she is soon to be taking over the DBB myspace and she has also built me a Facebook group. You should join that group…. And tell your friends about it. That way you can be hip to the occasional event or amazing things happening on this site. Or you can just plug your own shit on there. Whatever works, just JOIN IT.

2. I send out pretty legendary X-Mas cards every year. This Christmas is going to be a little bit disappointing in that regard. I didn’t have the time this year to make new ones. However, I have a hand full of cards left over from last year, so if you DIDN’T get one last year, and you promise to keep it on your fridge all year long I will send you one. But send me your address (igor[at]drivenbyboredom.com) ASAP because I don’t know how many I have. Also, the card is slightly NSFW so if you live with your parents or something, you might not want to get one. It is not in an envelope.

Oh, and to keep you entertained, here is a video about very tiny art, although the only thing that is really artistic about it is that it is very tiny, but it is still insanely neet.

Needle Sized Art
Very incredible story! Not only is this mans art cool but he got a ton of cash for it!
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Flight Of The Chonchords Season 2 Preview

So Flight Of The Chonchords maybe possibly the best show ever. It is pretty hilarious, the songs are amazing, and I know several of the cast members. It is not actually back on the television yet, but Funny Or Die has released the first episode none the less. I think it is a pretty solid episode, but I was not blown away by any of the songs. It was good to see Murray (Rhys Darby) sing again, but it did not come anywhere near the brilliance of his hit Leggy Blonde. You can watch the new episode below, hopefully it will get you as excited for the new season as it has for me.

Season 2 Online Premiere – Flight of the Conchords (US Only) – watch more funny videos

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Choked Out

Jesus! It is kinda snowing out!  You can’t very well expect me to go out tonight.  That is just not reasonable. It is both cold and wet.  I can deal with one or the other, but not both.  So I stayed home and went through some random old video I had and found this video from maybe 2002.  It is me putting this guy Ian in a sleeper hold like I was the god damned Million Dollar Man.  I think we filmed me doing this to a bunch of people that night, but I only have this clip on my computer for some reason.  Also, he twitches a bunch once he is unconscious, so that’s super fun.  Hip Hip Hurray.  Probably don’t try this at home, it can’t possibly go well. In all seriousness, the first time I did this to someone they smacked head first onto the ground and started bleeding from their forehead.  I guess that Marine regretted teaching me combat moves.  Ooh Rah!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJzyFuledl0[/youtube]

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