Holy shit. Someone needs to get a video of this knife in action up on YouTube right fucking now.

It takes routine stabbings to a whole new level!

 Update: Here is the video!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs[/youtube]

Often when I have asked a dumb person what kind type of music they like, they have said “I listen to everything but country” or “Everything but rap”. Unfortunately for those people these worlds are colliding. With the Snoop song “My Medicine” he give shout outs to Johnny Cash and the Grand Ole Opry plus Willy Nelson appears to be doing back up vocals. Fucking awesome. The video though is still not my favorite Rap/Country mash up. That has to go to Trace Adkins bewildering country video (Honky Tonk Badonkadonk?!) that is shot and produced like a rap song, and features similar content to classic hip hoppers such as 2 Live Crew and Sir Mix-a-lot.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSanPoWqyno[/youtube]
Snoop Dog – My Medicine Lyrics

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3dHxAYYXhc[/youtube]
Trace Adkins – Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Lyrics

In a 12 round decision fight, Barack Obama is the Democratic Nominee for President in 2008.  I hope I helped in some small way.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0epOJNpKag[/youtube]

For two days I have sat at my computer at 5 AM and tried to figure out what to blog about. I have been sick and not going out, so I don’t have pictures and I have a few bigger updates in mind that I was going to do this weekend and spread out throughout the week but I was sick so I didn’t. Now I am just sitting here thinking… thinking of anything… something… to… blog… about…. I promised no more throw away posts, but I can’t even come up with one of those. Woah is me.

For those of you looking for the Zombie Sideshow party photos, they will be on the Village Voice on Friday, and as soon as they go live on there I will post them on here.

In other news, I am actually going to get a bit of sleep today and I am going out tomorrow so there will be pictures and stuff by Wednesday and I got a new camera (D300) so things will be “experimental”.

I don’t know how to work it yet, but I will be doing some test shots tomorrow.

Blah blah blah. Here is the new ONN video. Eat it.

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

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For those who are wondering where the Trash Vs. Rated X Vs. Salvation Vs. Glamdammit photos are… or where the Zombie Sideshow party photos are I was shooting for the VillageVoice.com yesterday and I am waiting until they publish the galleries to put up my photos.  But I will let you know about that as soon as they are up.  There are a lot of extremely great, and extremely fucked up photos so get excited.

In the mean time, in celebration of this wondrous holiday here is one of the most awkward uncomfortable watch videos I have ever seen on YouTube.  I am pretty sure the troops would not want this wacky girls support, but they have it anyway.

Send the troops home, and this strange woman to Iraq.

Ps.  It is my birthday on Thursday and I am doing several things for it which you will be made aware of in the coming days, but FIRDAY at TRASH at 40C I will be getting drunk for the first time since New Years and it is sure to be a scene.  So mark it on your calendars now.

Now… Crank that awkward Asian woman…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqfP1cwv_vg[/youtube]

I have seen pretty much every blog on the planet post the MUTO animation by the extremely talented artist BLU. Every time I see it I am reminded of a video by The Gaskets that is done in a similar style of painting and then panting over to create animation. The Gaskets video is not nearly as impressive of course, but I love it and I figured I would post them both back to back for a nice Sunday throw away post and then I am off to shoot some events for the VillageVoice.com which I am pretty excited about. See you at Trash Vs. Rated X tonight at Don Hills?

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh_QLJ_xCyY[/youtube]

As discussed before things like the Weezer Pork And Beans video is a sure sign of the Apocalypse.  The internet will colapse on itself and then the four horsemen will arrive and end times will be upon us.  And it will be all River’s fault.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI[/youtube]

This is going to ruin my life.  And of course he is played by John Cusack the celebrity I get compared to the most.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa70_kbS3oU[/youtube]

Check out Jess’ new Trash promo/ Kill Shop Kill ad.  Try to make it past the night shot… it gets better.  NSFW thanks to my Burning Angel associates.  A lot of this is good, but much of it is a bit too serious for me, as well as like um… people look like they aren’t having any fun.  I still have no idea what happened to the video footage from the Trash video booth we did… maybe that will be seen one day.  Maybe not.  Anyway… this is what Trash is like except for less green lights and raccoon eyes.  Party forever, motherfucker.

[googlevideo]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1268287209510830068&hl=en[/googlevideo]