My UPS man today brought me a present. I finally got DBB stickers. I used to have stickers back in like 2002, but I haven’t had any in a long time. Anyway, the sticker are here and they look fantastic. They are Sticker Guy stickers made with screen printer vinyl so they stick to everything and last forever. I made Gaskets stickers with a different company and they started fading in the sunlight. So expect these stickers all over club bathroom’s and sign posts all over down town NYC. If you want some stickers send a dollar via Paypal to contact(at)drivenbyboredom.com and I will fill an envelope. Or you can just ask me for some free ones when you see me. If anyone wants to make a fake street team and help me stick these all over the place, let me know and I will get you a big stack of them. Dope.

PS. The stickers are magenta and white on black like my site. They look kinda red in the picture because I don’t know how to use Photoshop.

Fuck yes.  It is now 2:30PM.  I stayed up all night working on updates for this site so that when I am gone, even if I can’t get to the computer I won’t miss a beat.  You get AT LEAST one post a day.  A new video post every day that I am gone.  Most of this trip I don’t know what I am doing or where I am staying.  I am traveling alone and I don’t really have any places to stay exactly secured.  Here are my plans or lack of:

Tomorrow at noon I get on a plane and travel to Las Vegas for the Adult Video News Awards… the only problem is I don’t have tickets to the awards or any passes to the trade shows or anything.   I also have very little money.  I am staying in a hotel because the Circus Circus is only $37 a night which I am sure is going to be one of the weirdest places I have ever had to sleep.  I have some parties I’ve been asked to shoot but I don’t know what the parking situation is like in Vegas as I have never been.  I just have this idea that it is going to cost me $25 dollars every time I need to move my rental car.  I don’t really know how I am going to get around and I don’t know anyone who lives in town…

Then after a weird weekend in Vegas I am driving to LA and staying… um… I have no idea where I am staying.  I am just going to map quest Vegas to LA and hope I can find someone to stay with.  I have talked to a few people who said they would let me crash, but who fucking knows.  I have made plans with a bunch of Gods Girls to take naked photos of them, and I have lunch dates with Maddox and a bunch of people I haven’t seen in years, but I can’t even get my best friend to call me back about sleeping on his couch for a day or two.  I am probably going to end up sleeping in my compact rental car!  I am positive I am going to get lost and into an accident driving in LA.  Can’t wait!

Then the scariest part of my trip I am going to Park City, UT for Sundance… The thing is, I have no idea why.  This guy who I don’t know suggested he might be able to get me some photo opportunities so I just booked a flight.   I just happen to know this girl slightly (I’ve met her twice) who told me she would let me sleep at her house in Salt Lake City and drive me to Park City.  So I am counting on two people I barely know completely.  If they fall though I have no idea what I am going to do.  I also have no passes to Sundance or anything, I am just going to wonder and maybe wait in a long ass line for tickets to something.  Then it is back to NYC and real life.

I know it is sort of bullshit to go on a vacation when you don’t really have job, but when I get back I am going to have to get a day job because I am running out of money.  This site is like a job, I spend 30 hours a week on it or so, but it pays very fucking little.   I am sure I am going to have a lot less time for this job when I get back, so this adventure better get me a lot of content.  I am sure it is going to be a disaster, but I can’t wait.

Here is a preview of your Auto Updates for the next 11 days:

I just was checking out Alexa’s traffic rankings and I looked up every single photo blog I have ever heard of and I found out that after the obvious Cobra Snake and Last Nights Party I am the most popular hipster photoblog on the planet. Now this probably has a lot to do with the fact that my site has tons of naked girls on it and that I live in the most populated city in the US, but I am still pretty psyched about it. If anyone knows of a more popular photoblog, let me know that I am full of shit, in the mean time I am going to gloat. *does dance*

I meant to be back in NYC 36 hours ago yet I just woke up and I am still in DC and I missed the DC2NY bus and now I have to figure out how I am going to pay for a train home which is going to be four times more expensive than the $22 bus.  I am hastily updating my website while I am getting my shit packed.  I have to figure out how I’m going to get my tuxedo home without wrinkling so I can wear it on New Years.  Speaking of New Years, I will be at the Rated X Vs. Trash Vs. Burning Angel throwdown at Don Hills.  It is going to be out of control and I am going to be out of control.  Other than my birthday it is the only day of the year I drink, and if you were at my birthday this year, you know how bad I am at drinking.  Something insane will happen I can promise that.  Let’s just hope I don’t break my camera.  Anyway, because I have not been back in NYC I haven’t really put together my guest list and I have to send it in tomorrow, so I may or may not have some spots left.  So if you are friends with me and want to go for free, get in contact with me and I will try to get you on the list.  For more information on the party, click here.

Speaking of New Years, on New Years Eve 1999-2000 we all thought the world was going to explode.  I was at two parties all night, my friends small hotel and drugs party and a bigger beer and more drugs party.  I was driving people back and forth as I was the only sober person we knew.  At the hotel party I wrassled my friend Dylan because he was very small, I was sort of in shape and we both were in to the WWF.  I had this clip sitting around a while but I didn’t really have any reason to post it, except in celebration of it’s 8th anniversary.  A few Halloweens ago I went as myself in 1999 and I wore these same ice camo cargo pants and way too tight he-man t-shirt. I don’t know what the hell I was thinking.  All my friends were ravers and despite my hatred of house I still wore some dumb fucking clothes… now 8 years later all my friend listen to nu-rave and I still hate house music.  And now I am fucking wearing skinny jeans.  I hope 8 years from now I don’t hate my current self as much as I hated my 1999 self.  Enjoy the video.

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Weird things are happening in my life.  I think that the next week or two is going to be slow around here.  I am going to make sure I post twice a day, but I am not going to be shooting a whole lot.  I am going out of town for a few days and I don’t know how much stuff I can get done.  I may put up a bunch of old video that I haven’t messed with yet.  I taped a Pete Holmes set last night and it was really great so as soon as I find the firewire cord to my camera I will get that online.

I have like three nudes sets to go up, but I want to spread them out a little bit.  One is going up today… I am thumb-nailing photos as we speak. I had a pretty crazy night last night, but I didn’t take too many photos and the ones I did take were naked and I might get yelled at for posting them… I gotta get some permissions and stuff first.  I was at Michael Stewart of Beauty Bar fame until like 7AM or something and he gave me some movies to watch.  I am currently watching The Point which is this weird children’s movie/ Harry Nilsson music video narrated by Ringo Starr.  It is pretty fucking weird.  Check it out while I try to get my shit together and get up these nudie pix.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5q903LceNU[/youtube]

This is one of those posts where I give you some excuse for not posting. I try to make theses posts mildly interesting by posting some video at the bottom that is mildly interesting to me for some reason. Today it is the Talking Heads video for (Nothing But) Flowers. It is a pretty great video from a band I dig a lot. I was listening to the song while I was trying to find something to post about, so you get that.

Anyway, I had a friend over today so I didn’t get anything done. I would work on the site now, but I got my X-Mas cards in the mail and I have to stick labels and stamps on nearly 300 cards, so that is going to probably take a long ass time. So this is your real last chance. If you want a card, myspace me by the time I wake up and go to the post office tomorrow and you get on the list. Enjoy the video.

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My online-amiga Annaliese introduced me to one of her girls yesterday.  Her name is Gina and she is awesome and we hung out for the last 30 hours and took like 600 photos of her.  I also spent the last day working on my X-Mas Card and watching every episode of Flight Of The Conchords again.  So that’s why I am lite on updating.  I should have some crazy pictures from last night up tomorrow.  The rest of the photos probably won’t go up any time soon.  I will have better updates in the next couple of days… but give a man a break.  I can’t update three or four times a day EVERY day.  See you tomorrow.   Let the Conchords soothe your anger.

Oh. PS. Here is a photo of Lily Allen’s nipple slip. Oops!

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Today I was supposed to shoot my X-Mas card, but it didn’t happen. If I don’t shoot it tomorrow I am not sure when I am going to do it and then I am going to run out of time and you will all be getting your cards in January or something. Remember if you want one, just email me. I got back from the city last night after 7PM and then when I realized that I wasn’t going to get to shoot my card I slept all day and now I lack updates. Photos from last night will be up soon, but other than that all you get today is this Daniel Johnston video because he has been in my head all day. Also today that a fictional character from Friday Night Lights was on my soccer team but he caused us to lose, so people murdered him… it was scary.   BRB w/ photos.

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I got an email from an old DBB fan today asking me what the hell happened to my page and how my photos only appeal to a few “brooklyn-ite douches”.  Ha!  I got here there, this site only appeals to Lower East Side douches, the Brooklyn hipsters have no time for my site…  The point is, she told me my site is not funny anymore.  I try to make it funny, but I am not doing as many fun things on the site as I used to.  I used to sell weird things on ebay, and make these idiotic lip sync videos and things.  They were great… if only YouTube existed back then I would have been a star.  My friend Sam thinks I need to do more stunts so I can get some real press instead of just links from Fleshbot.  I need another 15 minutes of fame for the site.  The other thing is I am trying to shoot less party photos because I realized recently that it is hard for me to have fun without taking photos, so I am trying to practice just going out and having fun.  So today for example, I have no photos to post.  On top of that I don’t have any ideas for anything.  My alphabet is over (maybe I’ll start a new one) and I just dont have anything to post today…  Augh.  My creativity is lacking.  I think I am going to bring back my Family Circus cartoons.  Hell, that might be a plan.  Okay sorry for the rant.  This was not funny, nor interesting.  But it did let me think out loud so to speak and maybe it will help make this page better.  If you have any ideas for me, let me know.

PS. This might be old news, but I saw it for the first time yesterday and I thought it was really pretty.

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